Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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