Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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