If i could tip my vagina, i would.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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