this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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