i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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