So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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