If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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