He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What a dumb baby whore.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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