im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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