I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Boobs are out for the taking
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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