it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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