i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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