Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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