For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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