Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Say something about gay babies.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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