that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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