The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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