I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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