why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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