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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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