I heard we made out
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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