So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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