Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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