Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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