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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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