I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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