please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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