Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dignity is for republicans.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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