do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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