dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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