I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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