So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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