its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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