I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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