i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
