Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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