It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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