At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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