i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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