i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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