so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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