I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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