Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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