There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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