I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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