My nipple is on Facebook.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize