Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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