there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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