When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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