I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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