can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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