sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
