I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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