Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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