He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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